Student Life.

Young Joe, our dear friend from across the border in Letchworth is rumoured to be trying to have a go at student life. (Typical should get a job and stop sponging off us Taxpayers)

Any way to help him settle in we have been doing some research on Quality Eating Establishments and menus.

Having canvassed many other drop outs we have come up with a suitable menu that will sustain him throughout his layabout years.

For the more discerning student

For the student with rich parents

Sophisticated Beans for those on a student date ( works well with Lidl brand Bacardi Breezers)

How to serve beans (for those who have had mummy doing everything for them up till now)

Also cheap beer (funded by us hard working tax payers) in some dive of a student bar.